Saturday, July 31, 2010

Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, plus a Q&A session

Q: Is there anything more tedious than the hockey headlines becoming nothing but "Player X signs somewhere for some sum of money, the end?"

A: No. Hey, I'd like to ask you a question. What's a cat burglar?

Q: A burglar that only steals cats.

A: NO, stupid, it's a burglar that breaks INTO cats.

Q: That's horrible. Let's go out for several drinks.

A: Okay. But not before making people listen to this junkie song.


GoPuckYourself said...

Hey! Speaking of junkie songs, you know who loves junkie songs?

Lionel Messi. So much so, he's starting a fucking OASIS TRIBUTE BAND.

If there's a stage of fail past epic fail, what would it be...because that's what this idea is.

Jay said...

TODD WHITE TO THE RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care what we get back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaron said...

My favorite junkie song ever.