Q: Is there anything more tedious than the hockey headlines becoming nothing but "Player X signs somewhere for some sum of money, the end?"
A: No. Hey, I'd like to ask you a question. What's a cat burglar?
Q: A burglar that only steals cats.
A: NO, stupid, it's a burglar that breaks INTO cats.
Q: That's horrible. Let's go out for several drinks.
A: Okay. But not before making people listen to this junkie song.
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Hey! Speaking of junkie songs, you know who loves junkie songs?
Lionel Messi. So much so, he's starting a fucking OASIS TRIBUTE BAND.
http://deadspin.com/5601288/worlds-best-soccer-player-forms-universes-worst-bro-band-tribute-band
If there's a stage of fail past epic fail, what would it be...because that's what this idea is.
TODD WHITE TO THE RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care what we get back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My favorite junkie song ever.
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