Monday, August 3, 2009

You Don't F With The Ghost of Billy Mays

this man perfected the art of black beard dye
Yes, big news over the weekend. The Ghost of Billy Mays has stopped the Heatley to the Oilers trade.

The only thing that puzzles me about this is why did it take the Oilers this long to realize they had been dumped? In the process it is likely that they lost out on other FA's or possible moves while they were waiting on someone to change their mind. Anyway, all is well in Big Shooter's world with this news. It now looks as if the Sharks are a possible destination. But really, if you are Doug Wilson is this really the type of personality you want in your locker room after everything they have been through?

Look out Morty, not sure if the Ghost of Billy Mays has it in him to pull this off twice...

2 comments:

Mortimer Peacock said...

oh god.

Rawhide said...

That's because after offering Heatley to the Oilers, the Senators failed to utter those magical words that cause any consumer to finally capitulate and take the deal..."But wait, there's MORE..."!!!