Monday, August 24, 2009
Nation of Hockey Derelicts
Do you people not care about the planning behind our great nation's 2010 hockey offensive? Brigadier General Razor Catch Prey wrote a post last Friday wondering about possible line-ups for Team USA in Vancouver next February, and it got a measly 4 comments, all of them written by either General Prey or myself. Needless to say, this has caused great distress at Chronicle General Staff Headquarters. Where is our morale? Are we so intimidated by Russians and Canadians and Swedes and Czechs and Slovaks and Finns that we've lost the will to strategize?!
But seriously: are you kids excited about 2010 or are you simply not that interested? I ask in the spirit of disinterested inquiry, not judgement; regardless of what everyone else thinks, the Chronicle shall go on looking at maps and drawing imaginary lines.