Monday, May 18, 2009
Shorter Toronto Star
It would be much easier if every sports article they published from now on went something like this:
"O woe is Toronto. It haz a sporting sad for much of its life. Much at least we iz not Miami or Washington or Atlanta, also. wHAT iz it that makez Miami and Atlanta haz the hockey and not Hamilton? Hamilton can haz Thrashers now? Why can southern Ontario not haz teh Hockley? eVEN Toronto iz better than Atlanta and Miami. Whut iz haz so great in the ATL and South Beach?"