Sunday, November 22, 2009

Yes

A few important thoughts:

- Terrible.

- Moose, though, was pretty much excellent.

- Matt Cooke is an actual example of human smegma that's taught itself to skate. I mean, really: What's the point of knocking down Kovalchuk when you're already wining 3-0? The Czar was right to murder him.

- Penguins fans should be imprisoned for coming to hockey games and burdening others with their disruptive existence. Many of them, of course, can't help their degenerate brains and should only be locked up in friendly mental hospitals.

- The ref's sure do like those Pens.

- In conclusion: Everyone associated with this game, except perhaps Johan Hedberg, should suck a shit-pipe and explode.

2 comments:

GoPuckYourself said...

"Many of them, of course, can't help their degenerate brains and should only be locked up in friendly mental hospitals. "

I can't blame people from Pennslyvania for wanting to leave such a boring/cold/ugly and desolate state, but did all their dislocated d-bags have to come to Atlanta?

And I'm guessing they just put something in the water that has warped their brains to such extent that everytime they talk, THEY MUST BE THE LOUDEST PERSON IN THE ROOM BECAUSE THEIR OPINION IS CORRECT AND MUST BE HEARD BY EVERYBODY WITHIN A 50 FOOT RADIUS.

Ugh. Fuck Pennslyvania. And Matt Cooke.

Mortimer Peacock said...

I would put good money on most of the people only being Pens fans for the last year or less.

Annoying humans, every last of them. Loud children and obese parents alike.