So what do you do when Thanksgiving Eve Eve falls and you have nothing to talk about on the old hockey blog? Do you ask your readers for their opinions on the new Florida Panthers jersey (Monsieur Catalogues, who is a Panther of sorts himself, ought to respond to this important question)? Debate Puck Daddy's Top 10 Best Players of the Decade list?
Or do you raid Ben Wright's Twitter feed looking for comical photos of your Atlanta Thrashers?
I think we all know.
In-demand Hollywood stuntman, definitely.
Wealthy arms dealer who would usually be wearing a white suit and a panama hat.