Vote

Not for the President of the Americas, whom we've already crowned, but for the NHL All Stars circa 2008-2009.

The ballot is retarded, of course, as it doesn't have places for Teemu Selanne, Devin Setoguchi, Slava Kozlov, or Bryan Little. But because the people who run the NHL aren't total morons, they've included a nifty write-in option that allows you to write in any old NHL player you want.

I know I'm being all righteous about Selanne and Seteoguchi and our own Kahlua Line, but the only player I wrote in was Lubomir Visnovsky, for some reason. My choices, if you must know, were as follows:

Western Conference
Patrick Marleau
Ryan Getzlaf
Marian Hossa
Lubomir Visnovsky (write-in)
Dan Boyle
Roberto Luongo

Eastern Conference
Ilya Kovalchuk
Marc Savard
Alexander Semin
Andrei Markov
Tomas Kaberle
Kari Lehtonen