Monday, November 3, 2008

Hockey Mom in Chief Admits to Being Member of Imperial Alien Race

My friends, I promise this will be the only topical Election Eve post. I wasn't planning on saying ANYTHING today, but this is just too good.

Sarah Palin at a rally today:

“And there must be something about San Francisco and he because it’s like I heard on Fox News today, it’s like a truth serum where when he’s there, he seems to be more candid, and remember it was there that he talked about, there you go, the bitter clingers, the cling-ons, all of us, I guess, you know holding on to religion and guns and, um, so something about he being there in San Francisco.”

Truer words, etc.

6 comments:

Maali said...

buddy, i lost 4 IQ points trying to decipher what the FUCK she was even TRYING to say........... :(

Mortimer Peacock said...

I know, same here.

Maali said...

i voted saturday! *glee* i'm done with this shit for another 2 years!

Mortimer Peacock said...

I'm waiting to stand in a ten-hour line tomorrow. Can't wait!

Maali said...

bring your tailgating stuff! make it a party!!!!!

Mortimer Peacock said...

That's actually a very good idea. Beer and democracy.