As You Were

You will have noticed that things aren't quite as lively around here at the moment, as it's the offseason and honest to God who cares about the Thrashers anyway?

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We do, once the Stanley Cup Final Champion Emperor is crowned and we can start caring about the draft and free agency. We'll be a bit sprightlier around then, even if the CIA decides to post me to Constantinople. In fact, I'll be much sprightlier in that situation.

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You know who else cares about the Thrashers? Sheriff Richard "Ten Gallon Dick" Peverley.

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The Blackhawks-Sharks and Flyers-Canadiens, heengh? Isn't that something? Way I see it, the Thrashers have nothing in common with the Flyers, could learn a lot from the Canadiens, and are actually a lot like the Blackhawks and the Sharks, just much worse.

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Anyway. Now, FC Barcelona, there's you a sporting team.