Q: Is there anything more tedious than the hockey headlines becoming nothing but "Player X signs somewhere for some sum of money, the end?"
A: No. Hey, I'd like to ask you a question. What's a cat burglar?
Q: A burglar that only steals cats.
A: NO, stupid, it's a burglar that breaks INTO cats.
Q: That's horrible. Let's go out for several drinks.
A: Okay. But not before making people listen to this junkie song.