Friday, April 2, 2010

Colby Armstrong Banished From Hockey

Important news that will effect everything, people.

From Vivlamore:

The NHL suspended Thrashers forward Colby Armstrong for two games on Friday, one day after he delivered a hit to the head of the Capitals’ Mathieu Perreault.

Well I'll be. Your editor confesses that he didn't see much of the game last night, as during most of it he was distracted by the fading early evening sunlight at a dog-filled cafe terrace. Didn't see the Armstrong hit, but I'm sure it's just the ol' NHL-wringing-hands-about-these-players-who-like-to-hit, "we must DO something" mentality making random decisions that will accomplish nothing for Marc Savard's ruined head.

Anyway, Colby won't play in Pittsburgh tomorrow, or against the Devils whenever that is. But he'll be back, much like Jesus.

10 comments:

Razor Catch Prey said...

http://ballhype.com/video/colby-armstrong-head-shot-on-mathieu-perreault-april/

Not a brutal hit, but the way he reached over with his right hand does make it look like he was going for the guy's face.

Big Shooter said...

That's because he was going for the guy's face...

The jointhead said...

Not related but important none the less. Former blue crew girl a centerfold in this months hustler magazine

Razor Catch Prey said...

Which one?

Related to the unrelated important note: Anna Paquin has announced that she is bisexual.

The jointhead said...

Can't remember the name but the vagina remains vivid. Blond with big titties if that narrows it down.

the jointhead said...

Briana Blair but that could be a porn name.

the jointhead said...

Briana Blair but that could be a porn name.

Mortimer Peacock said...

If you Google her you'll find this---http://www.brianablair.net/about/---among other things. By "other things" I mean several pictures of vivid (and engaged) vaginas. Appears she was indeed a Hawks A-Town dancer; was she a Blue Crew girl as well?

The jointhead said...

Claims to be in pictorial. Also claims to have banged a few players as well. Hawks or thrashers I don't know.

Razor Catch Prey said...

I did the Google as well and I can't say I remember her, but then again she's not my type. Only four or five of the girls really stick out in my memory.