Thursday, March 26, 2009

GAME DAY: New York Rangers, How About This Weather HEENNGH?!

Lots of rain around these days.

Expect a bunch of obnoxious sub-literate goons at tonight's game. Many of them will have Adam Graves tattoos. No predictions today, as almost every time I predict something specific bad things happen.

I will say this, though: Ron Hainsey.

Fun fact: Speaking of Ron Hainsey, Big Shooter won't be coming to tonight's game, or to the Dany Heatley boo-fest on Saturday, because he's playing Ron Hainsey, er, Jesus Christ from Nazareth, in a passion play and has to Practice. He promises it will be even bloodier than The Passion of the Christ, with more explosions and car chases.

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