Sunday, March 23, 2008

An Open Letter to Kari Lehtonen

Kari,

You're awesome.

Your teammates leave a lot to be desired.

I admire you for not going insane and doing grievous bodily harm to them.

Maybe your coach next year will be Patrick Roy.

Hang in there.

Don't try suicide.

Maybe your coach next year will be Patrick Roy.

You've made so many saves it hurts.

Your teammates leave a lot to be desired.

Next time they leave you out to dry while you make another heroic and brilliant effort, here's what to do after the game: line them all up at center ice, skate past each of them rapidly and give each a swift punch in the gonads, skate back down the line in the other direction, and repeat. Repeat again.

Hang in there.

Happy Easter.

With Love,
The Blueland Chronicle

2 comments:

Big Shooter said...

You just couldn't let my post have the top spot could you?!?!?!

Mortimer Peacock said...

I have some things I needed to get out...see above...